Part 1: Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes
These types of whatsapp
status are for the persons, who want to exhibit a cool side of their personality.
Some of the cool whatsapp status are stated here with.
1. I didn't change, I
just grew up. You should try it once.
2. I love buying new
things but I hate spending money.
3. I'm not arguing, I'm
simply tried to explaining why I'm Right.
4. I'm jealous my
parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
5. I don't have an
attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
6. We all are born to
die, don't feel more special than me.
7. I hate math, but I
love counting money.
8. Life is too short.
Don't waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
9. The Earth without
"Art" is just "Eh".
10. I'm so good at
sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED
11. God is really
creative , I mean ..just look at me.
12. I speak my mind. I
never mind what I speak.
13. Today morning when I
was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
14. I don't care what
people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
15. I stopped fighting
with my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
16. Dear Math, please
grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
17. I don't need a hair
stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
18. Yesterday I did
nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
19. I'm in desperate
need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
20. I talk to myself because
I like dealing with a better class of people.
21. I need Google in my
brain.
22. I like to hang out
with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
23. I've found the
recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the
ingredients?
24. I started out with
nothing and i still have most of it.
Part 2: Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes
Funny whatsapp status is
a way to display a hilarious side of your personality to others. Your funny
whatsapp status adds happiness and positivity in other's life, who all
connected with you whatsapp. Here are some examples.
1. I Wonder What Happens
When Doctor's Wife Eats An Apple A Day...
2. Life is Short - Chat
Fast!
3. Doing nothing is very
hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
4. People that Change
Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...
5. A book-store is only
pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
6. My biggest concern in
life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!
7. Mosquitos are like
family. Annoying but they carry your blood.
8. If College has taught
us anything, it's texting without looking :)
9. The only time success
comes before work is in dictionary.
10. Light travels faster
than sound…that's why people appear bright until they speak
11. I received nothing I wanted, but I received everything I needed.
12. Don’t follow your dreams, follow me
13. I love my job only
when I'm on vacation.
14. 80% of boys have
girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.
15. Sorry about those
texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
16. I want someone to
give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
17. The most powerful
words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited".
19. My bed is always
extra comfortable when I need to get out of it in the morning.
20. I hate people who
steal my ideas, before I think of them.
21. I love my six pack
so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
22. You can never buy
Love....But still you have to pay for it…
23. Whoever says
"Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped..
24. C.L.A.S.S- come late
and start sleeping
25. Running away does
not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
26. If time does not
wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy
life.
27. Try to say the
letter M without your lips touching.
28. If common sense is
so common why is there so many people without it??
29. I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
30. I used to like my
neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi...
Part
3: Life Attitude WhatsApp Status Quotes
1. I’m an odd combination of “Really
Sweet” and “Don’t mess with me”
2. Work for a cause, not for
applause. Live life to express, not to impress
3. When life gives you LEMONS, make
ORANGE JUICE and make them wonder how you did it.
4. A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you
can't go anywhere until you change it.
5. Excellence is not a
skill, it is an attitude.
6. The quickest way to
double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.
7. I’m different, fuck your opinion.
8. An ugly
personality destroy a pretty face.
9. I don't
need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
10. If
people are trying to bring you 'Down'.. It only means that you are 'Above
them'.
11. People
are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, just noise..
12. When
you care for someone, their happiness matters more than yours...!!
13. Beauty
is like Moon, looks much better at Night..
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14. The
greatest pleasure in life is doing the things, people say you can't
15. The
only disability in life is a bad attitude.
16. Life
will give you exactly what you need, not what you want
17. The
biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
18. I’m a s
19. Hustle until your haters ask if
you’re hiring.
20. I'm only responsible for what I say, not
for what you understand.
21. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
22. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
23. I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
24. Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.
25. Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's not a problem..!
21. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
22. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
23. I never dreamed about success. I worked for it.
24. Success is not easy and is certainly not for lazy.
25. Every problem comes with some solution...If it doesn't have any solution, it's not a problem..!
26. 'Dream' as if you'll
live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one...
27. I wish I had
'Google' in my mind and 'Anti-virus' in my heart...
28. Sometimes you need
to maintain a distance to keep people close to you.
29. I destroy my enemies
when I make them my friends.
30. I wish I could
record my dreams and watch them later…
Romantic whatsapp status
shows what you think about love and how well you can express it. Here are some
of the romantic whatsapp online status
1.
2. Nothing is perfect,
but when I'm with you everything is perfect.
3. Thinking of you is
easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.
4. I love my life
because it gave me you; I love you because you are my life.
5. There are only two
times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
6. If I could choose
between loving you and breathing I would chose my last breathe to say I love
you.
7. Life can give us
lots' of beautiful persons, but only one person is enough for a beautiful life…
8. The essence of
romantic love is that wonderful beginning, after which sadness and
impossibility may become the rule.
9. Everyone says you
only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear you voice I fall
in Love all over again.
10. You’re like a coin. Awwww, valuable? Nope, two
faced!
11. The bigger the challenge, the
greater risk I’ll take, the more contented I am.
12. I received nothing I wanted, but
I received everything I needed.
13. I dropped a tear in
the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I'll stop loving you.
14. You are the reason
why I smile, I love, I breath, I live.
15. My love for you is
like a mirror. You can break it into pieces but when you look closely, you're still
in it.
16. In the world there are billions of people, In my eyes I see only you.
17. Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.
16. In the world there are billions of people, In my eyes I see only you.
17. Age does not protect us from love, But love to some extent protects us from age.
18. I wish dreams were
like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.
19. Your cute smile is
all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
20. I cannot promise to
solve all your problems but I can only make sure that I will never let u face
them alone.
21. You are like a
bright sun as your blazing love can even make the stars fade away.
22. I love you. 1 second
to say. 2 minutes to explain and a lifetime to prove it.
23. Love the One Who
Makes Ur World Beautiful.
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